Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Our Status as A Free People

End Year Note and New Years Greeting from the Chipsters at Woodchipgazette [here]


Crime & Cowardice

On the country's moral indifference [here]


Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Holiday Bashing

Another round of pope-bashing and the text of what Benedict really said [here]


Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Ins and Outs of Christmas

What kind of Joy is celebrated at Christmas? Some woodchips [here]

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Shoeless in America

Bush is acclaimed for bringing peace and destruction to Iraq. [here]


Friday, December 12, 2008

Senior Pup

Fips gets his leg pulled. [here]

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Smellavision isn't Everything

A difference in perceptions and how dogs don't see things [here]


Monday, November 17, 2008

Back to the Big River

In memory of habits passed [here]


Saturday, November 15, 2008

New York Times Shields U.S. from Incoming Truths

Once again, the Times services Bush Administration policy. [here]


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Armistice Day

A day to remember [here]


Thursday, November 6, 2008

Delirium Tremens

Misgivings -- after the party after [here]


Thursday, October 30, 2008


Fips & Rosco welcome shorter days [here]

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Extending Zones of Democratic Peace

In a "quick-take" the U.S. incursion into Syria is put into historical context. [here]


Monday, October 27, 2008

Phyrric Elections

The Gazette discusses the absurd way we elect our government and the need to change to a ministerial parliamentary system. [Click Here]


Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Woodchip Gazette Endorses . . .

The Woodchip Gazette announces its endorsement for president and explains why [click here]


Friday, October 17, 2008

Murkan Mantra, Bimbo Bugaboo & Robinson Crusoe

A quick lesson to Joe the Dumber on what McCain knows that he doesn't [CLICK HERE]


Thursday, October 9, 2008

Fips Takes a Pad About

Fips decides to go for a walk. [click here]

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Voice of Respectability Shrills Again

As Chicago Bankers demand their due. [here]


Friday, October 3, 2008

These Empty Times

Judith Warner of the New York Times on the anguish of mere toast. [here]


Palin Bats Eye Lashes in Triumph

Instalysis of the Veep Debate ...[here]


Thursday, October 2, 2008

Doggie Manners

Fips and Rosco chomp chops and show heart. [here]


Friday, September 26, 2008

Synderesis Identified As Cause of Wrecked Brain Syndrome

Chip's latest Idle Observation discusses the discovery of synderesis as the cause of combat related Post Traumatic Distress Syndrome, and explains why so many U.S. soldiers are increasingly be returned home as damaged goods.


Friday, September 12, 2008

The Pig Sings

Woodchip takes a quick look at Piglip Palin's first weigh-in . [here]


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

You can't Out-Pander a Palin

The futility of Democrat self-gutting [here]


Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Fips Lets it Be Known....

A frosty reunion.... [here]


Saturday, May 31, 2008

Four Postcards from Mexico - IV

In the fourth and last Postcard from Mexico, the Gazette takes leave of fulfilled country life and returns to urbanity [click here]


Friday, May 30, 2008

Four Postcards from Mexico - III

In this third Postcard from Mexico, the Gazette takes a spin around Puebla's zocalo and reports on a mountain fire. [click here]

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Four Postcards from Mexico - II

In the second of four Postcards from Mexico the Gazette visits an echo of haciendas past. [click here]


Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Four Postcards from Mexico - I

In the first of four Postcards from Mexico, the Gazette describes the journey from mega-metropolis to rural hacienda. [click here]


Sunday, April 13, 2008

Las Primarias....

The gravity of the electoral season [here]


Monday, April 7, 2008

God's Dachshund, Part IV - Facing A New Dark Age

In this fourth and final installment, Woodchip Gazette reviews the historical and theological antecedents of Pope Benedict's papacy and provides an answer to whether Joseph Ratzinger is a liberal, conservative or something else. [click here]


Sunday, March 16, 2008

Palm Sunday Pay Day

Congress thinks about imitating Jesus [here]


Monday, March 10, 2008

Bread Today, Hunger Tomorrow

A Spanish housewife tells what she things about stimulus handouts [here]


Wednesday, March 5, 2008

God's Dachsund, Part III - Crusading for Logos

Benedict's most publicised pronouncement was not an encylical.....

Part III of the four part series: Benedict's overtures to the Muslim World

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

All the Fetish that’s Fit to Print

The New York Times likes to affect a tone of magisterial objectivity and liberality when it is in fact just a cunning screed for corporate imperialism, as this analysis by the Gazette's chief acorn-cracker shows [here]


Friday, February 8, 2008

God's Dachshund, Part II - This Cannot Continue.

Following his trip to Hispanic America, Benedict issued his second encyclical which was to a certain extent, an answer to Liberation Theology....

Part II examines the basis of Benedict's Social Doctrine

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Why Blending In Matters

CIA chief announces new threat from "blendables" [here]


Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Why Hispanics Should Despise Clinton

The Clintons were no friends to Hispanics [here]


Monday, January 28, 2008


Lessing majesty [here]


Sunday, January 27, 2008

Rambo Endorses Wacko

A ringside endorsement [here]


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

God's Dachshund, Part I - Gotterdammerung of the WhistleBlowers

Joseph Ratzinger has been branded God's Rottweiler and the Nazi Pope. Part I, of a four part series, begins with an examination of Pope Benedict's pronouncements on love, eros and homosexuality.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Every Dog's Right to Bark

What business is it of the German Government what nonsense Tom Cruise wants to believe in? [More]