Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Suppressing Tommy

Leave it to the British, and their compulsive obsession for appropriateness, to take politische korrektheit to the next tyrannical level by suppressing free speech in the name of a fair trial.



Thursday, April 19, 2018

Maasoch in High Places

Heiko Maas is truly a dogmatic idiot. During an interview with Der Spiegel, Germany's former Justice Minister and now its Foreign Minister, says  ...  “The barbarity of the Nazis' crimes makes it impossible to compare them with others. Auschwitz cannot be compared with anything.”   It is here that Maas' negative Anti-Religion is made clear in all its bottomless darkness .   [ READ ]

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Die Gift-Presse


Imagine if you will the field of Agincourt. The French Knights are defeated.  Mitch, the Duc of Bourbon, lies, fallen from his horse, in a pool of muck and blood, held in the  arms of his pages. [ read ]


Friday, June 2, 2017

God's Death Rattle

Several days before the orange-utan announced that the United States would leave the Paris Accords, the Great Barrier Reef off Australia was pronounced officially and irreversibly dead.    [Read More]


Tuesday, May 2, 2017

An Elephant and Integral Human Development

Woodchip calls upon the Church to speak out on behalf of an abused elephant and to reflect on the inadequacy of its ecological catechesis.   [read more]


Wednesday, December 14, 2016

The New York Times Scoops Again

Anything to avoid focus on why the Demorats lost the presidency, the senate, the house and most governorships.


Sunday, November 6, 2016

Pope Condemns Pharaonic Oppressions of NeoLiberal Capitalism

Predictably, the neoliberal propaganda machine (aka “Hillary Press”) has distorted the Pope's recent remarks, bending them to their own nefarious and partisan purposes.  Woodchip sets the record straight.   [read]

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Woodchip Gazette Endorses....

The Woodchip  Gazette Editorial Board gives its electoral endorsement and explains why American citizens should have the courage to vote for beauty.   [read]

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Reading between the Slime

The New York Slime, reports in glowing (and triumphalist) terms on the approval of the Canadian-European trade treaty.   Chipster parses the canards  ... [ read ]


Monday, October 24, 2016

American Pertinax

In April 2015, after much prodding and hesitation, Bernie Sanders announced his candidacy for the presidency of the United States.   His candidacy triggered a spontaneous democratic tsunami which the political machinery of the economic oligarchy successfully defeated by fair means and mostly foul.   Sanders declined to run on a third party ticket and instead urged his followers to unite behind a candidate who represented everything his movement was against. Bernie’s betrayal of his enthusiastic and hopeful supporters flows from what was the underling deceit of his message.    [read ]


Friday, October 21, 2016

The Grand Duchy of Fenwick Saves the World (Again).

The Grand Duchy of Fenwick and it’s regional sister the (former) Margrave of Wallonia have together blocked ratification of the Canadian-EuroUnion Trade Treaty (CETA)  [ read ]


Thursday, October 20, 2016

The Real Debate

While the US presidential candidates were engaging in their chronic gutter-sniping, Marine Le Pen, head of the French Front National was giving an interview  [ read ]