The Despicable Demorats

The cunning and conniving attempt of the Demorat Party to eviscerate the Second Amendment, makes it impossible for anyone with a true and abiding committment to the Bill of Rights to vote for them. [ read ]

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Ortrud of Albany Connives Again

Woodchip comments on the governor of New York's latest machination to ban High Speed Capacity Assault Vehicles. [ read]

Arma Virumque

Despite the delay, the chipster Editorial Board weighs in on the Second Amendment and explains why the long English tradition behind the personal right to keep and bear arms is as essential to our democracy as the right of free speech and to a jury trial.

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Peelousy's Lust

Woodchip explains the drive behind Nancy Pelousi's craving to visit Taiwan. [ read ]

SUPREME COURT ANNOUNCES "BRIEF LULL" DOCTRINE

Chipster discusses the lastest hand-me-down from the Supreme Court on private public prayer and explains how the Court games the law. [ read ]

Jack, We hardly knew Ya'...

At the end of June, Woodchip has some thoughts about an Unknown Friendship [ here ]

Frankly Nancy, I don't give a Damn

Why Woodchip could care less about "absorbing" the circus hearing in Congrease [ read ]

Coming soon... on July 4th!

Woodchip's three and a half cents on why the Second Amendment protects the natural right of individuals to keep and bear arms; why that is a good thing and how woke-corporate liberals are seeking to gut the First and Second Amendments.

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Stay tuned

Empire Derangement Syndrome

When asked why Cuba, Venezuela and Nicaragua were not invited to attend the latest U.S. organized "Latin" American summit, Biden's press secretary mumbled that the United States did not believe in inviting "dictators" to conferences.

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This is what is diagnosed as:Empire Derangement Syndrome©

Edward Gibbon explains it all...

The Nauseating Demorat Act

Chipster shares some of his disgust at the self-serving hypocrisy of the Demorat party. [ here ]

The Assault Rifle Shibboleth

As if they hadn't exhuasted their vocal chords bellowing about abortion, Dumbocrats are now shouting themselves hoarse over "military style assault rifles" and the need for "gun control." Anything, anything to avoid talking about economic inequity and the social dysfunction it engenders. [ read ]

Kissinger rebukes Liberal Democratic Crusade

Although it is a dubious honour, Dr. Henry Kissinger has endorsed the Woodchip Gazette's analysis of the Ukrainian Crisis.... [read]

The Witch and Dick

They say time healeth all wounds. It certainly redeemeth all reputations. Sixty years later, Chipster had occasion to think fondly of Nixon. [ read ]

Sodom and Gomorrah - The Theology of Capitalism

While our leaders exhort us to make sacrifices for the sake of "liberal democratic values," even as the value of our currencies burns in our hands at the same time as we are plagued by shortages of food, housing and other essentials, we thought we would REPOST some thoughts we had on what makes for an abomination. [ read ]

An Imbecile speaks (Faux) Truth

Pronouncing in the FemWoke Guardian, Robert Reich, Bill Clinton's erstwhile Labour Secretary, calls for a Crusade against Bullying in the name of social justice. Chipster exposes his mis-framing of issues and propagation of false consciousness. [ read ]

Premature Delivery

A leaked opinion has provoked consternation in the high court and hysteria, outrage and fury among feminists of a certain persuasion. Woodchip explains what was wrong with Roe v. Wade and what should be done now that it appears likely to be reversed. [ read ]

Monday Madness - Stupid Remark causes Flight of Furies

Chipster comments on the furious Jewish reaction to Foreign Minister Lavrov's stupid statement that Hitler might have been Jewish. [ read ]

New York Times Launches Major Offensive against Free Speech

The New York Slime is up in arms against Tucker Carlson, whom they accuse of foisting a false "us-them" narrative. What is really at issue is that the the economic, political and cultural elites for whom the Slime speaks do not want their monopoly on public discourse broken up. Unfortunately, Carlson is not quite the "revolutionist" he feigns to be. He protests the means but offers no ends. [ read ]

Moderating the Town Square in the Name of Comfort and Profit.

Not surprisingly, the UK Feminist and Multi-Gender Guardian has seen fit to raise its voice against the apocalyptic spectre of free speech on Twitter. Woodchip risks discomforting the author(s). [ read ]

Poking the Bear

Slime is Spam?

On how the chilling effect of "Content Moderation" makes using social media pointless for anything other than pictures of gurgling babies or yourself barfing at the game.    [read]

Votez Non a La Macronette!

Woodchip Gazette endorses Marine Le Pen as the best way to stop Macron's agenda [ read ]

Two Headlines

Two headlines reveal the two apocalyptic horsemen of West Inc.'s exploitation of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. [ read ]

The Grim Prospect of Eternal Life

Over the weekend, an Anglican priestess, Tish Harrison Warren, wrote a pretty piece in the NYSlime entitled "Why it matters that Jesus really did rise from the Dead" in which she proclaims that the Resurrection was an actual, full bodied, physical fact and decidedly not a metaphor.

Chipster raises his hand with a question

Slaughter and Genocide

Chipster examines the difference and overlap between run of the mill slaughter and genocide. [ read ]

BullyPolitik - Steinmeier's Missing Link

In a stunning display of servility to the NeoLiberal party line, Germany's president has denounced Putin as an "irrational" "warmonger." Conveniently side-stepping his own complicit trade deals with the GasMan from the East, Steinmeier feigns bafflement and bitter disappointment at Putin's inexplicable change of heart. Warmonger? Perhaps. Irrational? Not. Woodchip provides the missing links. [ HERE ]

Why voting for Le Pen makes sense for the Left

Woodchip explains why... [ in English ] [in Google French ]

David Brooks and the Cucumber of Equality

Palavering in the New York Slime, David Brooks laments that the New Jerusalem of Western Liberal Democracy has given way to primitive, enthusiasms of patriotism, loyalty to neighbour and kin, and assuredness in received customs and usages. Such a shame. [ read ]

Ah yes! Those Liberal Values....

In an oblique but stunning way, the New York Times, just managed to confess the deceptive emptiness of its own liberal agenda. [ read ]

Insanity Rules

After an ever so brief pause, Western leaders are again screaming for more sanctions. [ read ]

Russia Derangement Syndrome

Let me see if I can get this straight:

1. The West imposes unprecedented sanctions of Russia, freezing its dollar assets in the West, locking it out of SWIFT, prohibiting and effectively cancelling business deals....

2. Russia says, "OK, but then if you want to buy our gas, you'll have to pay for it in rubles.

3. Germany shrieks "BLACKMAIL!!!!"

So Germany gets to pay for gas in dollars which Russia can't access because of the sanctions?

The West can deal with the present crisis in whatever way it wants, but it shouldn't loose its marbles in the process.

Biden goes Bonkers

How the American propensity for grandiloquence, bombast and stark moralizing certainties runs the risk of making matters worse while still yet making a fool of the speaker. [read]

The Price of Our Values.

President Biden has announced that the price of bread can be expected to rise. Chipster explains how the call to defend the Ukraine is actually a war against both the Ukrainian and the American people; in fact, against ordinary people everywhere. [ read ]

Snuffing out the Flame of Truth

True to its mission to report on "All the News that's Fit to Print" -- and only the news that's fit to know -- the New York Slime today weighed in vehemently against unfitness, protecting us from the raging flames of Sino-Russki viral untruth [ read ]

A Rosary with Beads of Blood

Woodchip comments on how infantile iconography is used to keep readers of the mainstream mudia in the dark as to the underlying issues of the Ukraine conflict. [read]

Rejoice! We have no Bananas but Victory is at Hand!

The Price at the Pump is about to soar and the ragged hardships of those making under 100K a year is about to get harder.

All we (the West) have managed to do is translate total war over to the economic sphere. Total war in whatever form is totally wrong because it inevitably impacts on civilians.

The whole premise of the modern law of war was to confine it to the military and to military targets. Area bombing was wrong because, by definition, it targeted civilians in order to terrorize them into submission. (Those were the exact words of the theory.) Indiscriminate non-targeted sanctions are no different.

Americans don't seem to realize that, in an interdependent world, economic sanctions automatically boomerang. Hit the other guy; smash yourself. (For the philosophically inclined it's pure Schopenhauer.) That is exactly what is happening now. We hit Russia's oil production and smash ourselves in the wallet.

And, in purest Orwellian fashion, we are told by our politicians that this is good for us; that getting even broker still is something we should take pride in... for freedom's sake.

If the political elites actually had to suffer what ordinary people are told to endure, there would be less war and less sanctions.

What can we in this paragon of liberal democracy do about this? Actually nothing. Our rulers are invulnerable and indifferent to any pathetic squeaks of protest

Financial Carpet Bombing - The West's New Nifty Strategic Tool

The "Liberal Democracies" of the West have announced drastic financial sanctions on Russia, which aim to destroy her economy and, if possible, to undermine its government. Woodchip thinks this is a colossal mistake and not the way to resolve a crisis which is mostly of the West's making, even granting that the invasion the Ukraine was illegal. [ read ]
 

Valentine's Day Massacre of Rights and Freedoms

Trudeau's despotic declaration of a state of emergency is a sad day for the rule of law in Canada. That it was declared legally is as irrelevant as the fact that the Law for the Protection of Folk and Reich (1933) was also legally enacted. Freedom and Due Process are sides of a single coin; when one is suspended so is the other.

Chipster discusses the rhetorical tricks resorted to by Trudeau and the culture of political correctness which has both enabled and acculturated Canadians to despotic measures, which are now the latest steps being taken to advance the apparatus of the Security State in the name of decency and safety.  [read]

Oh English, English, where art Thou?

Over the past several weeks the western mudia, led by the New York Slime, has been shrieking -- quite literally shrieking -- that Russia could invade Ukraine, imminently, any moment now... Why it is even likely that Russia might invade....

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Self-Sanctifying Imbeciles attack Free Speech (again)

Chipster rails against the AGRO-PIETY of Puppet Boy Trudy and his gang of NGO thought police. [ read ]

America's New Manifest Destiny

No sooner did the United States declare peace in Afghanistan than it is now declaring war over the Ukraine. The Gazette calls out the West's bullshit that Putin is threatening to invade Ukraine. It is the West which is seeking to tighten the NATO noose around Russia's neck. As explained, this is not a new or sudden development but rather part of long standing American geopolitical aims. [ read ]

It's All Arlo's Fault

Chipster ponders the why's and wherefores of the country's divisions. [ read ]