Die Gift-Presse

 

Imagine if you will the field of Agincourt. The French Knights are defeated.  Mitch, the Duc of Bourbon, lies, fallen from his horse, in a pool of muck and blood, held in the  arms of his pages. [ read ]

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God's Death Rattle

Several days before the orange-utan announced that the United States would leave the Paris Accords, the Great Barrier Reef off Australia was pronounced officially and irreversibly dead.    [Read More]

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An Elephant and Integral Human Development

Woodchip calls upon the Church to speak out on behalf of an abused elephant and to reflect on the inadequacy of its ecological catechesis.   [read more]

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The New York Times Scoops Again

Anything to avoid focus on why the Demorats lost the presidency, the senate, the house and most governorships.

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Pope Condemns Pharaonic Oppressions of NeoLiberal Capitalism

Predictably, the neoliberal propaganda machine (aka “Hillary Press”) has distorted the Pope's recent remarks, bending them to their own nefarious and partisan purposes.  Woodchip sets the record straight.   [read]

Woodchip Gazette Endorses....

The Woodchip  Gazette Editorial Board gives its electoral endorsement and explains why American citizens should have the courage to vote for beauty.   [read]

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Reading between the Slime

The New York Slime, reports in glowing (and triumphalist) terms on the approval of the Canadian-European trade treaty.   Chipster parses the canards  ... [ read ]

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American Pertinax

In April 2015, after much prodding and hesitation, Bernie Sanders announced his candidacy for the presidency of the United States.   His candidacy triggered a spontaneous democratic tsunami which the political machinery of the economic oligarchy successfully defeated by fair means and mostly foul.   Sanders declined to run on a third party ticket and instead urged his followers to unite behind a candidate who represented everything his movement was against. Bernie’s betrayal of his enthusiastic and hopeful supporters flows from what was the underling deceit of his message.    [read ]

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The Grand Duchy of Fenwick Saves the World (Again).

The Grand Duchy of Fenwick and it’s regional sister the (former) Margrave of Wallonia have together blocked ratification of the Canadian-EuroUnion Trade Treaty (CETA)  [ read ]

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The Real Debate

While the US presidential candidates were engaging in their chronic gutter-sniping, Marine Le Pen, head of the French Front National was giving an interview  [ read ]

Oh What a Lovely Encore!

Today the Slime reports on, and endorses sub silentio, a New War in Africa.  [read]

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Oprah-Determination

Bader Ginzburg has done it again....[ read ]

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