Friday, May 27, 2022

The Assault Rifle Shibboleth


As if they hadn't exhuasted their vocal chords bellowing about abortion, Dumbocrats are now shouting themselves hoarse over "military style assault rifles" and the need for "gun control." Anything, anything to avoid talking about economic inequity and the social dysfunction it engenders. [ read ]

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Kissinger rebukes Liberal Democratic Crusade


Although it is a dubious honour, Dr. Henry Kissinger has endorsed the Woodchip Gazette's analysis of the Ukrainian Crisis.... [read]

Monday, May 23, 2022

The Witch and Dick


They say time healeth all wounds. It certainly redeemeth all reputations. Sixty years later, Chipster had occasion to think fondly of Nixon. [ read ]

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Sodom and Gomorrah - The Theology of Capitalism


While our leaders exhort us to make sacrifices for the sake of "liberal democratic values," even as the value of our currencies burns in our hands at the same time as we are plagued by shortages of food, housing and other essentials, we thought we would REPOST some thoughts we had on what makes for an abomination. [ read ]

Monday, May 9, 2022

An Imbecile speaks (Faux) Truth


Pronouncing in the FemWoke Guardian, Robert Reich, Bill Clinton's erstwhile Labour Secretary, calls for a Crusade against Bullying in the name of social justice. Chipster exposes his mis-framing of issues and propagation of false consciousness. [ read ]

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Premature Delivery


A leaked opinion has provoked consternation in the high court and hysteria, outrage and fury among feminists of a certain persuasion. Woodchip explains what was wrong with Roe v. Wade and what should be done now that it appears likely to be reversed. [ read ]

Monday, May 2, 2022

Monday Madness - Stupid Remark causes Flight of Furies


Chipster comments on the furious Jewish reaction to Foreign Minister Lavrov's stupid statement that Hitler might have been Jewish. [ read ]

Saturday, April 30, 2022

New York Times Launches Major Offensive against Free Speech


The New York Slime is up in arms against Tucker Carlson, whom they accuse of foisting a false "us-them" narrative. What is really at issue is that the the economic, political and cultural elites for whom the Slime speaks do not want their monopoly on public discourse broken up. Unfortunately, Carlson is not quite the "revolutionist" he feigns to be. He protests the means but offers no ends. [ read ]

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Moderating the Town Square in the Name of Comfort and Profit.


Not surprisingly, the UK Feminist and Multi-Gender Guardian has seen fit to raise its voice against the apocalyptic spectre of free speech on Twitter. Woodchip risks discomforting the author(s). [ read ]

Monday, April 25, 2022

Poking the Bear



The neocon psychopaths in the Washington-Brussels Axis are thinking they can poke the Russia bear with hot irons without producing a catastrophe at home.   Chipster analyzes the insanity.   [ read ]



Sunday, April 24, 2022

Slime is Spam?


On how the chilling effect of "Content Moderation" makes using social media pointless for anything other than pictures of gurgling babies or yourself barfing at the game.    [read]

Saturday, April 23, 2022

Votez Non a La Macronette!





Woodchip Gazette endorses Marine Le Pen as the best way to stop Macron's agenda [ read ]